FOUND: Popemobile sans Pontiff
I went out at lunchtime to grab some lunch in Dupont with Mary (Chop’t, delicious). On the bike ride back to work, I saw the motorcade that was transporting Pope Benedict’s motorcade. Keep in mind that I did NOT see his holiness, but rather only caught a glimpse of the Popemobile racing down Rhode Island Ave. at 65 MPH. (I assume that it was headed back to Catholic Univ., where word is that P.B. is hanging out this week.)
One thing that struck me was: could I possibly be witnessing the most elaborate carjacking ever? I didn’t have a camera, but it would have been awesome to get a shot of the empty, all-white Mercedes Benz, jacked up on a flatbed and hauling rubber sandwiched between a couple MPD squad cars and lead by 4 MPD motorcycles. No Swiss Guards appeared to be attending the vehicle, but I couldn’t see who was driving the truck. Let’s say you wanted to nick the pope’s ride (I don’t think he has independently spinning rims, but they’re pretty shinny), wouldn’t some fake cop cars and truck get the job done? Potentially, the Popemobile had more than 2 parking tickets in DC and the city was giving his car a ‘courtesy tow’ (read: $100).
In closing, it did look like a very secure vehicle and seemed like a nice cabin to roll around in. I couldn’t tell if there was any sort of communication possible between the driver and his holiness. Like, what if, the Papamóvil got lost and the Pontiff grabbed a map (or divine directions) and wanted to play back seat driver for a while?
I’ve got questions, who’s got answers?



